Flat Lined

Title: Flat Lined
Author: celebratinguniqueness 
Rating: G
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Warnings: Nothing
Summary: Jack's rubbish with pick-up lines
Disclaimer: Don't own Torchwood
a/n: Have no idea what I am doing and if I post things like this but I am learning haha! Enjoy my first attempt at anything... its very rubbish and I apologise so much for this! I hope you enjoy it! Just a bit of fun with a prompt from dailyprompt  

( ...Flat Lined  )