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celebratinguniquenessTitle: Barry
Author:celebratinguniqueness
Characters: Tosh/Owen/Barry mentions Jack and Ianto
Prompt: This was a fill for a prompt on fic_promptly frombadly_knitted
Rating:PG-13
Notes: No spoilers it was just a bit of fun really!
Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood just Barry ;)
Summary: Barry gets in a bit of trouble...
“Whoa what the fuck?!”
Barry swung just about a meter above Owen, his big blue eyes glaring. Owen's eyes raised and bugged out ever so slightly.
“Jesus, what happened to you?”
“Oh so now you're gonna be mister nice guy huh?”
Owen looked at the caterpillar with a raised eyebrow not appreciating the tone.
“I was actually, but you know I may just leave you there and get on with my jobs for the day.”
“No wait! Owen...” Barry gave a rather charming, all be it rather creepy smile. Owen glared slightly. That wasn't going to work on him...
“You've been hanging around Jack's office too long, picking up all this shit.”
Barry's creepy smile turned into a smirk. Again rather creepy.
“I've seen a lot more in that office. Trust me I am surprised the glass doesn't steam up... gets rather saucy-”
“Okay mate that's enough about Jack and Ianto's antics!” Owen snapped, poking the now 30cm long tangled caterpillar. Barry glared.
“Don't poke me when I can't fight back jackass!”
“Well that was lame...”
Barry snorted, the first 5cm's of his body curling in pain of his position.
“No one says lame any more.”
“Like you'd know!” Owen snapped, flopping down heavily onto the old couch, the springs pinging under the fabric.
“Like I said, I see a lot of things with these big blue sexy eyes of mine.”
Owen barked out a laugh, crossing his arms over his chest. Sexy eyes my arse! he thought with a smirk. Barry wiggled what would have been his eyebrows before saying,
“I have seen more sex between dogs than you and-”
“You dirty fucker!”
“That's what got me up here in the first place! Seem's your girlfriend who I must say I like very much doesn't appreciate my, how shall we say, wording of things. Also she thinks I am terribly rude.”
“You are...”
“So are you! How come she loves you and she tied me up her leaving me at this awkward angle? If I had a spine it would be bloody crippled.”
“I think because you don't have a spine, I will leave you up there to suffer the consequences of being rude to my girlfriend.”
…
“Um... Why's Barry at an odd angle?” Ianto enquired as he caught Barry hanging, tied and tangled at a very odd angle. Owen chuckled as he glanced over at Tosh who smirked spinning round her chair, gladly accepting the steaming mug of coffee from Ianto before explaining,
“He shouldn't be so rude when he speaks about Owen. I didn't know what to do with him so that was the outcome. He only has about an hour left before I will take him down. Then he has to suffer coming to dinner with Owen and I.”
Ianto chuckled, handing Owen his mug, before swerving passed Barry and walking towards Jack's office. Barry watched him go, his big blue eyes glowing.
“I guess I know now why Jack loves groping that arse...”
“BARRY!”
Author:
celebratinguniqueness Characters: Tosh/Owen/Barry mentions Jack and Ianto
Prompt: This was a fill for a prompt on fic_promptly from
badly_knitted Rating:PG-13
Notes: No spoilers it was just a bit of fun really!
Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood just Barry ;)
Summary: Barry gets in a bit of trouble...
“Whoa what the fuck?!”
Barry swung just about a meter above Owen, his big blue eyes glaring. Owen's eyes raised and bugged out ever so slightly.
“Jesus, what happened to you?”
“Oh so now you're gonna be mister nice guy huh?”
Owen looked at the caterpillar with a raised eyebrow not appreciating the tone.
“I was actually, but you know I may just leave you there and get on with my jobs for the day.”
“No wait! Owen...” Barry gave a rather charming, all be it rather creepy smile. Owen glared slightly. That wasn't going to work on him...
“You've been hanging around Jack's office too long, picking up all this shit.”
Barry's creepy smile turned into a smirk. Again rather creepy.
“I've seen a lot more in that office. Trust me I am surprised the glass doesn't steam up... gets rather saucy-”
“Okay mate that's enough about Jack and Ianto's antics!” Owen snapped, poking the now 30cm long tangled caterpillar. Barry glared.
“Don't poke me when I can't fight back jackass!”
“Well that was lame...”
Barry snorted, the first 5cm's of his body curling in pain of his position.
“No one says lame any more.”
“Like you'd know!” Owen snapped, flopping down heavily onto the old couch, the springs pinging under the fabric.
“Like I said, I see a lot of things with these big blue sexy eyes of mine.”
Owen barked out a laugh, crossing his arms over his chest. Sexy eyes my arse! he thought with a smirk. Barry wiggled what would have been his eyebrows before saying,
“I have seen more sex between dogs than you and-”
“You dirty fucker!”
“That's what got me up here in the first place! Seem's your girlfriend who I must say I like very much doesn't appreciate my, how shall we say, wording of things. Also she thinks I am terribly rude.”
“You are...”
“So are you! How come she loves you and she tied me up her leaving me at this awkward angle? If I had a spine it would be bloody crippled.”
“I think because you don't have a spine, I will leave you up there to suffer the consequences of being rude to my girlfriend.”
…
“Um... Why's Barry at an odd angle?” Ianto enquired as he caught Barry hanging, tied and tangled at a very odd angle. Owen chuckled as he glanced over at Tosh who smirked spinning round her chair, gladly accepting the steaming mug of coffee from Ianto before explaining,
“He shouldn't be so rude when he speaks about Owen. I didn't know what to do with him so that was the outcome. He only has about an hour left before I will take him down. Then he has to suffer coming to dinner with Owen and I.”
Ianto chuckled, handing Owen his mug, before swerving passed Barry and walking towards Jack's office. Barry watched him go, his big blue eyes glowing.
“I guess I know now why Jack loves groping that arse...”
“BARRY!”
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Date: 2015-01-24 09:47 pm (UTC)Loved it, thank you!
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